Piss In The Lunch Box
Last night my 7 year old brother stayed up to 5 in da morning. he didnt want to go to the bathroom, because he would wake us up and get in trouble. so he pissed in his lunch box. it was a fabric lunch box, so when he picked it up it spilt onto the carpet. my mom walked into the room and said "what the hell is that!". My brother told her it was piss, and he got grounded. i cracked up laughing for about 5 minutes straight! it was so damn funny!